Dirty Wordstory 101

(Find the meaning below)

Once there lived a boy. He was predicted to be a pyknic; the night he was born. Not long after the abecedarian age he earned the title cruciverbalist defeating own teacher in a contest. He was good with words. People even loved his adoxography despite the fact that those were inaniloquent and their charientism quality. As he reached puberty, he wrote a novel ‘Nights with a masochist’ which turned out to be a huge success. This proved lethologica a false myth for him. Still some thought him a philosophunculist.

He was famous by then. That developed cacoethes and hunger to meet that. One of those was matronolagnia! And the woman was his middle aged teacher. She was divorced and had this cachinnation laughter. . Her tarantism was one of the things that attracted the boy other than the callipygean of course. She even passed his tendency of colposinquanonia without a bump. She eas attracted to the boy’s blandiloquent manner of speaking. She even aided his strikhedonia being silent to the hadeharia. Despite being misocapnist she loved nepheligenous smoking of the boy. The boy was in fact a whole package of guilty pleasure. She never mind to meet his hunger of ximelolagnia through shameless vesthibitionism. She seeked pleasure in the vibe and believed there was a strong connection between them. His apodyopsis caused her gymnophoria- she believed that. And that was a weird story of vanishing interfenestration.

Pyknic: short and fat

Cruciverbalist: once who loved doing crossword puzzle

Adoxography: skilled writing on an unimportant subject

Inaniloquent: speaking foolish things

Charientism: an artfully veiled insult

Lethologica: inability to recall precise word for something

Philosophunculist: one who pretends to know more than they do to impress other

Cacoethes: insatiable urge

Matronolagnia: an addiction to older woman

Cachinnation: hysterical laughter

Tarantism: urge to overcome melancholy by dancing

Callipygian: having well shaped buttocks

Colposinquanonia: estimating an woman’s beauty based on her chest

Blandiloquent: speaking in a flattering manner

Strikhedonia: pleasure of being able to say ‘To the hell with it’

Hadeharia: practice of constantly using the word ‘Hell’

Misocapnist: one who hates the smell of tobacco smoke

Ximelolagnia: urge to stare at woman who are sitting with crossed legs

Vesthibitionism: a flirtatious display of undergarments by a woman

Apodyopsis: act of mentally undressing someone

Gymnophoria: the sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.

 Interfenestration: the space between two windows.

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